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1.(n.) koon-star - A star of adult films who is of African-American descent
2.(n.) The super high-tech space station powered by Jive and Malt Liquor that is the ultimate source of funk in the universe.
3.(v.) To go in one bodily orifice and come out a second during intercourse.
2.(n.) The super high-tech space station powered by Jive and Malt Liquor that is the ultimate source of funk in the universe.
3.(v.) To go in one bodily orifice and come out a second during intercourse.
The coonstar descended upon hymietown and deployed a gaggle of coonstars that coonstarred their jewbag oppressors until their noses ripped open and their heads fell off. They then proceeded to steal their jew gold.
SOLID!
See also, "semi-sweet fucksauce"
SOLID!
See also, "semi-sweet fucksauce"
by Angry Black Coon April 05, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011