The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.
D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.
-Coonery at it's best.
-Coonery at it's best.
by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017
the time of night when it's acceptable, allowed and encouraged to "coon" or steal things. from 2:30 AM to 5:00 AM
by boneboy24 September 09, 2017
A sexual act where a person wearing eye make up performs fillatio on a male partner in the shower causing their makeup to run resembling a raccoon.
by LivThrowsBabies November 18, 2015
salvaging from large commercial, residential, industrial and construction containers for unused items discarded by their owners but deemed useful to the picker.
by Amyfl19 October 13, 2021
by jonbuckle3854 August 18, 2010
by Looloo123 August 03, 2016
Guy One: "Yeah, I heard that guy was Coon Master!"
Guy Two: "Fuck yeah he is! That guy is the ultimate coon!"
Guy Two: "Fuck yeah he is! That guy is the ultimate coon!"
by SIapped September 28, 2021