Cooney means something bad/ugly/stupid/crazy- a general 'mean' word. Another way of describing it is that it is 'butterz to da max' lol.
"Ya' little cooney bitch!"
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"She's cooney in da brain!"
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"That dress she was wearing was bare cooney!"
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"This is not good! This is like, COONEY!"
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"Shut your little cooney mouth, ya cooney bastard!"
by happy cusser October 28, 2011
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A Fat Kid Who Lives In A Ghost Town Named COONEYTOWN

ALSO KNOW AS COONZILLA OR COONEY THE FAT
COONEYS FAT!
by POOPIE CACA March 29, 2010
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when you see a really short, ugly kid you scream COONEY!
person 1: omg look at that kid.

person 2: lol what a cooney!
by thereallove January 12, 2011
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the act of being whipped, one that is whipped, one whose girlfriend has tied a rope around his testicles and drags him around to which he freely and enjoyably follows
> Yo nick has been cooneyed he is sooo whipped
by smegma man and you an asshole February 26, 2009
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