Urban Dictionary: cooney

When someone is the best at everything they do

Wow mate you are such an Oliver Cooney

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Nicotine stains in your underwear. Also called fartstain and skidmarks.

Miranda seldom changes her drawers and has some serious cooney gravy.

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buttress fee coonei

A waiter with a large behind. His name is Coonei, and he gives a lot of fees.

Buttress fee coonei waltzed up to me and gave me the check for dinner.

by 'tavi November 17, 2003

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Having a Cooney

when one is having a particular shite game of cod

im Having a Cooney today

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A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

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A name Synonymous with Real Estate

Man have you heard of the Tim Cooney, getting factory deals off the chain

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A name Synonymous with Real Estate

Man have you heard of the Tim Cooney, getting factory deals off the chain

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