Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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When you cum in a girl's eye and her makeup runs all over her face and eyes (like the dark hair of a raccoon).
My girlfriend was going to clean the makeup off her face with water; I Cooned her instead
by amopcoon April 28, 2018
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getting stuff stolen like from the animals or the... cough trashpickers.
They fucking cooned all the shit out of my garage.
by pooteck May 21, 2003
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A cooler way of saying pwned or owned. It pretty much means to be made to look stupid or humiliated.
*guy punches his friend in the face and knocked his coke*"You just got cooned!"
by user123456789 March 31, 2008
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After sex the male punches the female (or other male in a homosexual relation) in both eyes then throws them out with the garbage.

Two black eyes and with the trash like a raccoon.
I cooned the girl I took home from the bar last night.
by youcantseeme November 14, 2012
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A hot drunken mess and state of being where you rummage through food, destroy furniture, and try to have sex with everything.
Man that guy is so Cooned, he ate all the snacks and is trying to hook up.
by JmoRhino September 16, 2016
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