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A period of time that denotes a long while has elapsed.
Jonny, I haven't see you in a coon's age, How the hell are you?
by Tbone April 22, 2004
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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hickbilly slang used to descibe a long period of time; roughly 8 and a half years
Well tarnation! I havent seen Jethro in a coons age
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a very long time
I've been waiting a Coon's Age for you to get your sorry keister out of the bathroom!
by doogface April 01, 2012
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Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".
I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.
by Shattoww January 24, 2008
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A coons age is any time frame that has taken place in the past regardless of duration. This way you can drop country swag to identify and period of past time frame.

The english language needs more words like Fuck, interchangeable and always fits into any context. I havent updated this fucking website in a coons age, even though i just did.

That's the kind of coons age swag droppage this country needs.
i reckon i haven't been to the bar in a coons age.

I havent trimmed my eye brows in a coons age
your mom used to come to my house daily, seems like a coons age ago and it was only yesterday.
by Coony McCoonsage October 20, 2015
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