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A person who is self proclaimed man with a 5 inch cock. He is over dramatic like when u stick your big booty in a spike.

Please stay away from this WILD WILD WILD man. he will crall into your asshole and give you sherifhea.
Bortacorta: yo wassup coolguyydd

Coolguyydd: hi, wanna make me go into your asshole

Bortacorta has left the chat.
by twogirlslickin’ontheD May 31, 2020
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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