Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)
Person B: cool story bro
Person B: cool story bro
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."
"Cool story bro."
by Geneva H February 07, 2009
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The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.
Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.
Kelly: Cool story bro.
*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*
Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.
Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!
Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.
Son: Cool story bro.
Kelly: Cool story bro.
*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*
Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.
Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!
Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.
Son: Cool story bro.
by RudeApproved March 09, 2011
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A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.
There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
etc.
There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
etc.
1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast
Angie: Cool story bro.
2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --
Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum
Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
Angie: Cool story bro.
2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --
Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum
Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
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Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
by Thatbrodude August 03, 2016
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