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And so to appease the gods, we offered them a cookie. It seemed to work.
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A cookie hypes someone up once offered to the person that requires hyping up. A natural rival of a carrot.
Have a cookie🍪 please hype yourself.
by A-A 1 January 03, 2021
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a food that is fun to eat, but also used as a sarcastic reward.
Person 1: I won the coin toss!
Person 2: Do you want a cookie?
by Belkis May 01, 2004
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A cookie is a type of snack food, usually small, circular and flat. Cookies are made from dough, water, eggs and sugar. However, cookies can also contain extra ingredients such as raisins, chocolate chips, oats etc.

COOKIES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH CLITS!!!
Guy 1: Man, these chocolate chip cookies are great!
Guy 2: Thanks man! I made then with my mother's recipe!
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by YEETImRussian420 May 14, 2020
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A common pastry made up of dough, sugar, and in some cases chocolate. No it's not slang for vagina, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
"I love cookies!"
"yOu mEan puSsY?!!???/"
"No, as in the dessert."
by no i will not May 27, 2019
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