Urban Dictionary: cookie crumble

that's the way the cookie crumbles

tough luck. stop whining.

Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by lazy student May 31, 2004

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that's just the way the cookie crumbles

that's life...and life sometimes sucks...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...

by Andrew May August 10, 2007

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

go with the flow

"Man, I lost my winning streak."
"Thats the way the cookie crumbles."

by Hwadoom May 31, 2004

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?

Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?

Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

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The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 04, 2017

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Crumbly Cookie

1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.

You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.

by BadCupcake February 10, 2015

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