That cougar spent way too much time in the hooker cooker, her skin is all leathery and gross.
by Fredvegas October 21, 2007
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Johnny V called up the hooker, dunked her in the hot tub and had his way with her. Two fold, let her marinate and disinfect in the hooker cooker.
by wonhotho December 28, 2009
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When a man in front of onlookers drops his pants and farts directly at them.
This morning, on Today, during a segment on microwaving ham, Al Rooker decided to give the camera a fun cooker.
by The Schrodinator March 13, 2009
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When you take a female home from the bar to engage in sex acts but cannot ejaculate because you are too drunk so you get her to suck on your balls as your jerk yourself off so that you can finally ejaculate.
Listen babe, there is no way I’m going to blow. Can you give me a "Pressue Cooker" so I can get off?
by Matt P. Cook February 18, 2010
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The lighter a junkie uses to heat up the spoon he is cooking his heroine in.
The junkie ripped that guy's face off because the guy took his spoon cooker
by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018
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A woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money
She's a gas-cooker?..This confused Jonjo- what was Kindred doing living with a whore?
(William Boyd; Ordinary Thunderstorms )
by JohnJacobus October 19, 2011
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