A "Coogeen" is just like a guido except he's failing at it. They're not buff enough, witty enough, prosperous enough, or macho enough. Think of those guys from, 'Night at the Roxbury', they're guido wannabes. They're dim witted, rather dweeby, and make a lot of stupid mistakes. They sorta got the guido lingo down and fashions except their outfits are even tackier and cheaper.