Urban Dictionary: cooch

Couch Grass is by far one of the most popular lawns used in Australia today.

Grandpa at the front window: 'Jeez I need to trim me cooch.'

Dad at same front window: 'The lady next door has a really bushy cooch.'

by The bairdinator July 27, 2010

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Cooch

A socially acceptable term for vagina.

*During a YouTube live stream*
Husband: Linda, your dog is sniffing your cooch.
Linda: Tucker, don't sniff that!
Tucker: Woof Woof!

by tomsawyer69 June 15, 2019

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Cooch

The self-described nickname for failed 2013 Virginia Gubernatorial candidate and GOP nominee, Ken Cuccinelli. Ironically, it is also the nickname of the part of the female anatomy that Cuccinelli's party desires to regulate and limit women's freedom of.

Despite a massive amount of spending, in the end, voters in the Commonwealth of Virginia just couldn't swallow the Cooch.

by Cashman73 November 06, 2013

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cooch

the vulva, the female genitals

One look at her infected cooch and the whole situation went up in flames.

by The Return of Light Joker July 02, 2009

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Cooch

Other well known as coochie. The term was used long ago in 1300 b.c. god came down to spread the word once he did he was killed, for using such term and the word chooch/coochie was banned. The word cooch was brought back again and was unbanned and used as a term just for men. It is also used for cooching too.

Beau: Hey man will you offer me some cooch.
Brandon:Yeah just visit Richard for some.

by xxAR154xx November 13, 2018