To impede your own progress or someone else's progress. The ability to cooch is a natural trait that exists at least a little bit in all people and a lot in many people (i.e. the students of LMCOOCH). A cooch crime should usually not be committed unless one has special permission from Sconka. To cooch is to be human; to not cooch, divine.

The act of hanging around, chillin, relaxing, (chil-axin) etc.

i) A modern synonym for the verb to cotch (relax).
ii) To cotch (i.e. relax) in the company of women.

The act of engaging in promiscuous/slut-like behavior, primarily on the weekends.

That moment when ur male friend sits on ur face and his gooch is laying on ur face. This is worse than being t-bagged in call of duty.

to be hit in the cooch

Another word for a female's vagina. Men seem to spend their lives wanting cooch.