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Someone who is so constipated, that when they go to release their waste, they force so hard that boogers leak out of their nose.
Guy: Umm? Excuse me sir, just to tell you, your coobeling.

Coobel guy: What does coobeling mean?
Guy: When someone is constepated, so they are pushing so hard, to release their waste, that boogers are leaking out of their nose.
Coobel guy: Oh, and yes I am coobeling. Thanks!
by Dude with the Attitude December 31, 2009
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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