by Goat Milking Contest Winner. June 07, 2012
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by Scrilla757 September 06, 2011
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Something you try to win if you're the kind of guy that thinks a female would rather have sex with you than cut your dick off. Whether you have 2 or 4 inches of hard dick, or 8 to 10 inches of flaccid dick, if it's laying out in a cornfield in the moonlight, what's the difference? The blood is black either way, and it's no longer attached to the rest of you.
If you ask females, having sex with a female, having sex with nobody, and cutting a guy's dick off would be before having sex with a guy on a list of things to do that day. Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt flipped a coin, heads he keeps his dick, tails his dick goes in the cornfield, and she didn't tell him which way the coin flip went until he woke up the next morning. That would be a way to suprise a guy that put more importance in coming first in the dick measuring contest than anything else in life.
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If there are people desperate to be the most popular, shouldn't there be some people desperate to be the most unpopular?
He/she says its not an unpopularity contest one minute, then admits it was a contest all along when he/she wins the unpopularity contest.
by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019
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Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female
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