When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.

Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity

when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)

When your shit doesn’t come out. This cause your anus to BURN. If you don’t eat fruit and veggies, you will get constipated and poo will be very lumpy and hard.

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time