When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.
by hie090866 October 20, 2014
Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.
Person 1: hey, you’re cool
Person 2: thanks!
Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!
Person 2: *leaves*
Person 2: thanks!
Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!
Person 2: *leaves*
by Cwass0nt June 06, 2021
When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.
"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."
by cooliopoolio July 06, 2009
''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"
by Jazzersey September 12, 2017
when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)
by usrite April 18, 2019
When your shit doesn’t come out. This cause your anus to BURN. If you don’t eat fruit and veggies, you will get constipated and poo will be very lumpy and hard.
Doctor, I have been constipated for 10 years now.
Poop won’t come out!!! I am constipated!
Constipation feels GREAT!!(JK)
Poop won’t come out!!! I am constipated!
Constipation feels GREAT!!(JK)
by ;alsdkjf;alksdjf November 14, 2018