Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.
by Ren February 04, 2005
Me: i like lollypops
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done
by TheMuffanator March 13, 2011
by Killing Kittens November 07, 2004
Constipated Occupants.
When someone has "constipated occupants" that they need to get rid of; aka constipation.
When someone has "constipated occupants" that they need to get rid of; aka constipation.
Kimmy: Want to go to the gym later?
Caity: What time?
Kimmy: After my cooking class.
Caity: Sorry, I can't. I have some constipants that I need to take care of.
Caity: What time?
Kimmy: After my cooking class.
Caity: Sorry, I can't. I have some constipants that I need to take care of.
by Rora Marie December 07, 2007
Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.
by nofx9019 September 06, 2010
The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body
The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran
by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009