Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.
Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.
by Ren February 04, 2005
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Me: i like lollypops
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done
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A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.
The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.
by Killing Kittens November 07, 2004
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Constipated Occupants.
When someone has "constipated occupants" that they need to get rid of; aka constipation.
Kimmy: Want to go to the gym later?
Caity: What time?
Kimmy: After my cooking class.
Caity: Sorry, I can't. I have some constipants that I need to take care of.

by Rora Marie December 07, 2007
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Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.

May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.

Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.
by nofx9019 September 06, 2010
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The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body
The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran
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