The name connor, with the last two letters changed to ah.
A name given to a male or female with the name connor, who is particularly GOD-like, or loveable. The person who is given this name, must use it very often, otherwise, the whole AH part, is useless, and becomes pointless.

The largest town in Flintshire. What a shithole.

Whoever decided this was a place for habitation had clearly been snuffing far too much petrol from the Esso. There are two kinds of people from Connah's Quay; Smackheads and Crackheads. Places of interest include the Crickie (If you feel like being raped), Wepre Park (If you feel like being raped) and the Docks (If you feel like being raped).

The local councillor is a pothead and uses public money to feed his addiciton. Crime's on it's arse, because the police are too busy ticking off cyclists for cycling on the pavement and wanting to look like an extra in The Bill instead of doing something useful for a fucking change.

Connah's Quay is world-famous as a breeding ground for potential guests on The Jeremy Kyle show, and currently holds the record for being the most technologically backward place in the world. We're hoping to discover the wheel sometime in the future

A university professor, public speaker, and author from Wales. Roger Connah focuses on architecture, and is known for his strange lectures, wildly off topic discussions, and is the hottest new meme format among architecture students at Carleton University in Ottawa, where he lectures during the fall months.

A shit place in North East Wales. Full of chavs. Also known as 'Da Quay'. Nothing to do there, except hang around Wepre Park getting wasted.

This is where a man uses his sausage to cum over another man's sausage. It is then taken around the town so that other villagers may taste it! This local delicacy and tradition is done quarterly and usually by those who have just started puberty.