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joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?
by G_Collins June 17, 2005
Aug 10 Word of the Day
Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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jon: i just got a new free car that's 26 years old !
regan: well, congratufuckinglations ! no one gives a shit .
regan: well, congratufuckinglations ! no one gives a shit .
by regan sucksss July 02, 2009
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congratulations in a snarky way lolz
used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them
used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them
ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*
by FucktardedScarecrow August 08, 2009
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When someone thinks they made a good comment, joke, statement, or accomplished something when in reality it made them look like a complete idiot.
Steve: Your mom was good last night! Oh I got you soo good!
John: Congratufuckinglations my mom is 76 and overweight. Good one man.
Or, Max: Yes I finally beat level 25 im fucking awesome.
James: Wow, congratufuckinglations why don't you go outside now you geek.
John: Congratufuckinglations my mom is 76 and overweight. Good one man.
Or, Max: Yes I finally beat level 25 im fucking awesome.
James: Wow, congratufuckinglations why don't you go outside now you geek.
by fossboss August 28, 2009