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Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.
Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.
Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.
Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?
No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
by Giddy73 May 10, 2017
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021