Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.
My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!
by Seezar Sewickley November 28, 2017
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A phrase that branched off of "What the hell?!". When said by a FOB, it sounds like "What duh heo?". "Heo" is a Vietnamese word meaning pig, which is fully described as "cong heo", or "the pig". Asian people (esp. Vietnamese) say "What the cong heo?!" just because they think it's cool and sounds funny, but really, it only makes them look like a complete retard that should go finish their ELD classes.
FOB 1: OH MAI GOT, you guy look, dis guy juss lick his own crap mang!

FOB 2: What the cong heo?!

Bystander: STFU retard.
by Tightasss June 28, 2009
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Something u get at Wong's chinese hand laundry
I washed me close at Wong's and I got the Hong Cong Dong.

Its great!!!
by blackwaterray April 28, 2012
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An asian food; it's texture is of slimy and gooey origins (i.e jizz pudding); it is made during the soaking of rice in water for extended periods of time.
I went to the store to buy some congee.
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The dried up white crusty stuff you find in a girls underwear after arousal or "getting wet"
Damn, you need to go wash that congee out of your panties.... fucking reeks fierce!!
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