a word that is a combination between "confused" and "puzzled" that every middle school aged kid claims to have made up

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

1. a combination of being confused and puzzled, not knowing what the fucking is goin on
2.every emotion known combined and not knowing which to act on

A heightened state of bewilderment and puzzlement, usually caused by the individual in question not understanding the situation or conversation.

To not understand what the shizzle nuggets is going on.

Basically, the combination of puzzled and confused, having no idea what the fuck is going on.

Confuzzled- so damn confused you became puzzled