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a fucked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up
You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing is such a confuckulation that it will take forever
by Rog H. July 10, 2008
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When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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Giving insincere commendations.

akin to congratufuckinglation
confuckulations grandma you found your teeth.
by antie nae September 27, 2011
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:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up
Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!
by Dope_fam1 January 10, 2017
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A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.

A very specific version of dying inside.

It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.

After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
by Renny the n3rd April 09, 2020
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