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Unable to think clearly due to symptoms of the flu or cold.
I was so sick last week. I was conflused and could not think straight!
by carickster March 06, 2016
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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TO BE CON (FUCKING) FUSED , BEWILDERED, NO IDEA AT ALL , MIXED UP
YOU GOT ME CONFLUSED WITH YOUR LAST BITCH.
by tastie cakes lmao September 02, 2008
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When public health officials don't really know what the hell is going on with a new virus strain. Let's name it Swine, no that's not fair to pigs. How about H1N1 2009? No, Influenza AH1N1!
Boy, am I conFLUsed with all these media mentions about the latest epidemic/pandemic/plague crap that's going down.
by Roccus May 01, 2009
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