A person who thinks they are good at optimizing their electronics, computers and other equipment, but suffer severely from confirmation bias. Bientists "buy into" ridiculous, half-baked and often overkill solutions usually out of a combination of impatience and arrogance. Rather than doing any verifiable research or empirical experimentation, they base their techniques on correlations, isolated incidents and things they read once on a forum, usually posted by other bientists. If a confirmation bientists finds another confirmation bientist with the same ideas, their ignorance is locked in for life. See also: bientist.
Any confirmation bientist will tell you that disabling all the services in Microsoft Windows and turning off automatic updates will make everything run better and faster with minimal internet lag.
by sinistlor November 13, 2009
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A text or picture confirm your Home boy or home girl did in fact "Smash"
Yea so do you think kyle smashed?
Oh yea I got a kill confirmed snap last night
by Goobsda6ixOH April 20, 2017
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When accepted by the college of your choice, the practice of wearing that school's sixty dollar logo sweatshirt to announce your acceptance to the world.
Did you hear that Josh was accepted by UVA?

Yep, he's wearing a Cavalier's hoody so he's definitely sweatshirt confirmed.
by Massive_student_loans February 23, 2010
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While nearly all ppl & occurrences that garner this label are quite literally as far away from being Illuminati as humanly (or otherworldly) possible, there's still this sort of pseudo-esotericism overly applied to just about everything by netizens. No they truly _don't_ belong to a secret society conveniently born in Bavaria in the same year as the United States gained its independence from Britain. or y'know, yeah! they do! ...'cause who am i to question our illustrious, malevolent overlords...

It is used with great flexibility in the online world, particularly in the gaming arena, to simultaneously:
* troll naive children
* poke fun at conspiracy theorists
* invoke (mild... at best) lulz

Source: I'm the Princess of the Dark Underbelly of the Internet / Mistress of the Multiverse, who shall remain unnamed, 'cause otherwise your head would asplode (leaving only a pulsating third eye)
scrub 1: I saw Katy Gaga-Cyrus take off her mask backstage to reveal that she's Reptilian!

scrub 2: Illuminati Confirmed!

normal person 1: tha fuck?
by mztrie December 18, 2015
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People who are extremely obsessed with meme usage such as “bruh” or just have Reddit humor in general
Hey man, look at all the Reddit confirms over there playing Among us and saying “bruh
by Jxmba September 29, 2020
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