A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.

An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.

Slang in some parts of Canada for a joint. Coner is usually reserved for a very well-rolled, cone-shaped joint.

Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle

The act of acquiring the craving for a foot long chili cheese coney from sonic, often resulting in a massive boner.

when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones