Mad Conductor Kicks ass
by SkankinPunk October 17, 2009
The person in charge of delivering fierce beats (aka music) during late night assemblies of party people at clandestine events. These people are usually high on drugs and engaged in "cracktivities" while the Beat Conductor commands the beats to be "fierce."
The usual suspects were hanging out at Maverick's house for afterhours when DeeJay Ferosh's roll kicked in and he grabbed a handful of disco sticks and played Beat Conductor on the mixing board.
by DeeJay Ferosh February 7, 2009
The mascot of 7chan, Conductor Cat led the masses on their /b/day exodus from 4chan. He and The Fury remain vigilant against the fail that forever threatens 7chan.
by Air Force Anon November 21, 2007
by Eura Phagg November 11, 2006
A person who fails so much he/she gets to direct the failroad.
A title that can only be obtained by frequent fits of failure.
A title that can only be obtained by frequent fits of failure.
Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd taken a job as the failroad conductor.
by dubcaps February 9, 2009
When a female of questionable reputation has enough space in her vagina to accommodate an entire fist, one then punches the first straight into the vagina whilst shouting "Choo Choo " or making noises resembling a locomotive.
That chick from the bar had enough room in her vag for a locomotive to do donuts, so I pulled the conductor off.
by rwcraiden September 14, 2015
Inspired by the Angry Pirate, the Angry Conductor uses a modified approach where the male, being about to ejaculate, removes his member from his partner's mouth and ejaculates into his/her hair. The receiver of this spermy goodness then chases the donor around the room while using both hands to remove the semen from their hair, in a motion suggestive of an overly animated symphony conductor. Stick is optional.
"I gave Lisa an Angry Conductor last night. Big mistake; she'd just paid $150 to have her hair done. I'm in deep shit now."
by el_swino September 24, 2004