the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
by Peter Moody October 16, 2006
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Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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This is what happens when guys with solid erection waste a few precious seconds contemplating which side the condom unrolls and which side to put it on from.
In an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.
Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!
Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!
by Mohit_Sexpert June 22, 2009
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the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
by the Sheik of Holland October 17, 2006
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Before I went into her bedroom, I was condomplating about what would be best suited for her pleasure.
by CBudd$ May 24, 2012
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Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”
Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”
Effboy: “You right”
Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”
Effboy: “You right”
by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017
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by blackcatbone December 31, 2015
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