Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.
"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."
by Tragic Rabbit June 18, 2006
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To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.
Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.
by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
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Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"

fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.
by enrico suave February 06, 2013
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To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection
Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.
by Insidivs February 21, 2010
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Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!
Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.
by KrimsonSmartass September 26, 2008
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A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)

Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.
Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,

Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer
by Snoos September 30, 2009
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