Urban Dictionary: condomize

condomize

Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.

"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."

by Tragic Rabbit June 18, 2006

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condomize

To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.

Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

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condomize

The act of putting on a condom

Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"

fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.

by enrico suave February 06, 2013

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To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection

Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.

by Insidivs February 21, 2010

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Condom

What broke last night.

Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.

by BBPow August 15, 2010

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[condom]

Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!

Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.

by KrimsonSmartass September 26, 2008

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Condom

Savior to many who fear child support.

Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

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