Prostitute 1: Girl, I've just about enough of this nasty taste in my mouth!
Prostitute 2: Oh honey, try these condomints. That shit really works!

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

After protected felatio, Sally consumed the captured frothy ejaculate from the condomint and the resulting fresh breath made brushing her teeth unnecessary.

I ate a whole bunch of condomints last night and now I feel sick! :(

Yo girl you trying to go home and commit an act of condomint.