1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.
2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"
2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"
FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.
FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.
FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.
by mBmD September 23, 2012
Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!
Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.
by KrimsonSmartass September 26, 2008
by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021
A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)
Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.
Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.
Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,
Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer
Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer
by Snoos September 30, 2009
by SKKW1313 June 08, 2015
1)no glove no love
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom
2)don't be silly wrap you willy
3)don't be a fool wrap your tool
4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom
by anon June 26, 2004