A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being

A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.

the condition of your condom after you ejaculate inside it.

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.

sexy condom is when your mother beats you up so hard you start having sex with your condom

1. Smaller size condoms for smaller size men.

2. Small condoms for men so it won't slip off the penis like a regular size one does.

what you say when someone stating facts