A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.
"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."
by Freddie Mercy February 22, 2014
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A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father
Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
by Daddy_piggy January 19, 2016
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word used to describe those cotton leggings that ALL inner-city females wear
Her dry condom pants were so tight, you could see her granny panty line.
by Cat Eyez April 13, 2011
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another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.
Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.
by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018
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A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
by Kabby6969 January 26, 2012
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When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.
I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.
by Pepperoni hanger baby October 28, 2017
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The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.
I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.
by Adventure13.1 May 04, 2017
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