practical joke gone tragically wrong. fearing their daughter might one day occupy a position of high moment, strategic importance and international infamy, the reverend and mrs john and angelena rice gave to their only child a name of such improbable ugliness and unwieldly, supurfluous vowel usage as to cauterize any chance of success in public life. sadly, the world now knows their daughter condoleezza as the highest ranking bunifa extant, house negro (see; malcom x's definition), accomplice and willing tool of the criminal george bush regime.
mamma; gastroniquia, where my popeye chicken at?
bunifa; condoleezza done et it up with marss dick chainie
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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The frothy white mixture that collects at the corner of someones mouth. Condi also works.
Sometimes when I smoke pot, I get a bad case of condoleezza.

Girl, clean up your condi.
by DaddyJr January 14, 2011
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(n) One who shops for Ferragamos while her brothers and sisters drown and die. A denizen of pure, unadulterated evil put upon the earth to cause as much pain and suffering as possible while enriching a criminal cartel. An unmitigated liar who seeks to confuse and obfuscate. Physical characteristics are an evil, spotted mug with a disastrous set of fangs protruding from a dessicated maw.
I wonder why Condoleezza Rice doesn't see a dentist?
by Balls Fargas May 30, 2007
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Paul: Why is my Condoleezza Rice so dry?
John: Is that really a question?
by yomama'smom January 26, 2010
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A good excuse to use the words "nigger".

She who supported the war in Iraq and lied about the war, resulting in the deaths of innocent people: Iraqi civilians, woung men and women who had their whole lives ahead of them... now thanks to George W. Bush and this stupid cunt, among others, the United States are in deep shit.
Thank god that Barbara Boxer gave a piece of her mind to that Condoleezza Rice bitch.
by Lorelili March 28, 2005
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Condoleezza Rice is a classical piano player of noteworthy talent; unfortunately, less than talented as a Secretary of State
Condoleezza Rice is very talented at the piano but at a loss in statecraft.
by elihu rooter January 21, 2007
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