1. Pride in onself

2. Attention to detail
3. Will give you a firm handshake
4. Does not use PC
5. Doesnt shave on the weekend

6. Usually found in some type of leadership postion
7. Will not back down from a fight

8. May often have his pencils sharpened to a perfect point
9. Trained in one of two places Parris island or San Diego
10. Takes his career 4 years at a time
11. Veteran
SSGT.R-Cpl. Keane and Cpl. Mczeal have came down with the Zettlemoyer condition and i like it.
GY.O - They are most likely tricking you.
SSGT.R- I DOUBT IT!
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From firearms terminology: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety off.
Also meaning, you're about to have an explosive movement. Kind of a crisis.
"Why do you look like that?,"Guy I'm condition zero! I NEED A TOILET!"
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That thing that almost every website has that nobody ever reads, but then agree to it anyway.
Dean: "Hey man, did you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them?"
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."
by ashy123456 April 05, 2014
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Person who does things only if others do, showing no independence of thought.
I’m in…..lets see who wants to go first….so who’s in?

Decide for yourself Conditional Bitch.
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That big wall of text that you somehow agree with but never read.
Website: do you agree to the Terms and conditions?
user: Yes.
Website: Downloading loli hentai
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Your friend only for as long as they get pleasure or gain something from the friendship; only as long as it does not cost too much.
When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.
by jacknjill December 18, 2003
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A condition where something is perfect or as if it was originally manufactured.

A state where something has no flaws.
Selling a mint condition iPhone! Has no flaws, abrasions or scratches!
by SacTu March 09, 2009
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