big hude D cell (internet ordered) vibrator made out of cheep plastic that cracks easly and causes television interfrence and is owned by swingers which can be used on him or her (or both if they r lucky)

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

my mate Mickey's vibrator. Capable of disrupting tv reception for 100 feet. May come in hand if your house is accidentally buried in concrete and you need to go to the corner shop for a slab of miller.