Urban Dictionary: conching

A Conch-Suckler is someone you dont like. Like someone Aura is just generally displeasing

Look at Karen that bitch is such a Conch-Suckler

by TheConcher February 16, 2019

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A woman possessing a deep spiraled vaginal canal sometimes due to deformites of the uterus.

Jim met a young lady down in Key West a few years ago having such a vagina and discribed her conch pussy in great detail. Reflecting upon this affair, he remarked that it reminded him of making love to an empty conch shell.

by J. R. Parker July 10, 2008

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conch park

The closest motor vehicle spot at destination that can be legally parked at. A play on the association between the "conch" in Lord of the Flies as the object to signify the "power" of public speech, ie. "power park"

Suz won't get a better conch park than that unless she parks in the disabled spot

by DrdodoDarren June 25, 2005

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Conch Shitter

Blonde little girl who shits in conch shells.

She looks like a conch shitter.

by Bracastyle November 09, 2018

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conch

A big lard ball that is repulsively disgusting and green

"I ate a conch that was sitting in the fridge last night"

by Bagger February 22, 2005

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conch signal

when you fart in a toilet bowl and it signals war

man, i just conch signaled and we took back the holy land

by HelloDanknessMyOldFriend May 17, 2017

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Gonorrhea Conch

A special type of conch, or conch sound, that is used when a bro or roommate is slaying a new bish. The sound is meant to signal to his fellow bros or roommates that he has christened the pussy of a new bish

During coitus: "GONORRHEA CONCH!!!!!!!"
Other bros: The deed is done.

by Schnick It To The Man May 15, 2017

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