A female who attend and holds your spot at the concert while you go get drinks for each other
My concert bitch held our spot while I ran for drinks
by Big A Racing January 27, 2022
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someone that goes to a lot of concerts
Jazz went to ten concerts. He’s such a concert cougar!
by pookiebear1298 November 3, 2023
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Wearing all black. Perfect camouflage for any metal occasion.
I hope we don’t wear matching outfits you brat! Well, I’ll be wearing concert-camo.
by Bili Vëgas September 11, 2021
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When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.
Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
by Elp3nguino11 February 28, 2014
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(1) someone who goes to a ton concerts. they don't care about ticket price or the musician; they're only there for the music

(2) someone who goes to concerts to try and have sex with the musicians' backstage
(1) a: hey man, look. she's always at a concert.

b: yeah, she's a concert whore.

(2) a: did you see that girl go back with -musician name-?
b: she's just another concert whore.
by b067r_08 February 13, 2022
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A person who performs concerts, but wants to sound more like a Spanish swordsman.
Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.
by Stormy Tuesday February 11, 2018
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The act of mercilessly finger blasting random slimes at electric raves or epic dubstep concerts.
Adam: "3-2-1----concert blast off!!"
Andrew "yeah!!!"
by Slampierce July 5, 2011
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