A person who loves computers more than woman. belives the only woman to love is the 355 gigabyte/600 Mhz/ Alienware computer. Stays on the machine at least 5 hours a day. Sometimes may skip meals to just be on it, without distruptions. Usually Fat or skinny. Stereotypical ones wear glasses and are dorks. Some are but new breeds can appear as sk8ters, jocks, gangstas, and normal people.

Basically goes up to a fifty year old virgin who spends his nights/days either waiting for a reply from his roleplay buddy or playing Counter-Strike, has been to at least six World Of WarCraft conventions, and thinks he's quite the pimp becuase he has six or seven online girlfriends. Who he refuses to send pictures. Calls his mother at least twice a day, just wondering "What's up."

Also see "pathetic".

Person who spends WAAAAYYYY too much time on the computer, as in upwards of 2 hours a day (not counting AIM or iTunes). These people usually have what can be described as an xbox tan. They also have few friends, many of which are likely computer geeks themselves. They also use stupid words originating from typos.