Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.
Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.
by please be appropriate March 06, 2020
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when a computer is going slow. Because it hasn't been turned in a bit (a week).
man with computer: MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY
another person: dam
by Oompiie April 01, 2021
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When you make a mental blunder for no apparent reason, similar to a brain fart.
I have no idea why I did that, it must have been an organic computer glitch.
by NorcalSurferDude February 05, 2016
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Someone who has had countless sexual partners and carry’s every virus under the sun.
Carl had his eye on Becky until he found out that she was just a used computer.
by Ned_Baf February 25, 2019
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(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money
by hellothemeep March 19, 2020
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"I run a hewlett penis with an incel i7 running a chadeon r470 with 18gb RAM up m-i-a-s with milk ape cooling, its the World's best computer!"
by xmightyz June 16, 2019
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The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.
Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by SomeRandomGuy345 May 25, 2021
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