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A hypochondriac concerning computer, i.e. someone who will constantly imagine problems with his computer.
"I think my PC has problems with the video playback. Do you think I might have caught some computer virus?" - "Man, stop being such a fucking compuchondriac!"
by lolz0rliac July 10, 2009
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007