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A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.
Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.
by riggers8 December 13, 2013
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Jun 17 Word of the Day
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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Some guy: Bruh look at dis compooter
Some other guy: Whoa cool m8
by Flameteor September 28, 2017
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A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.
The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.
by see-crit August 09, 2003
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When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.
FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU
by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014
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