A bullshit term to feed to a client in order to stall them and placate their demands for results.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

A simple term used to greatly confuse the opposite party so much to the point of frustration that they go to urban dictionary and make a definition for it..