Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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"Relationship status" thru the eyes of a weary home wrecker.
As young Alison cleaned her room and sorted thru her hair care products, she like totally wondered why life had to be so complicated for her and her married boyfriend.
by DiedAlone March 08, 2009
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A relationship status that essentially conveys that "it's not going to work out." The term "complicated," masks the truth of the situation for the two in the relationship, but everyone else knows what "complicated" means.
Billy and Jane hadn't seen each other in sometime. When confronted by George, Billy said that his relationship was "complicated."
by Dane Roberts January 13, 2007
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When your emotions are constantly in conflict with each other, and you just want to escape the world.
Girl A and Girl B are supposed to be bestfriends.
Girl B went out with Boy A, but midway through the relationship, he starts liking Girl A. Girl A also likes him. They break up, and Girl A starts to go out with Boy A after nearly a year. Meanwhile, Girl C has a crush on Boy A, and keeps overtly flirting with him. After some time, Girl B starts telling Girl A that Boy A likes two other people at the same time. Girl B also tells Boy A that Girl A is considering breaking up with him, as well as spreading rumors that Boy B is going out with Girl C. Some time later, they break up or rather, Girl B broke them up (but later it is found out that they still loved each other when they broke up). Girl C keeps being clingy with Boy A, and Girl A is extremely irked, as both Girl C and Girl B are flirting with him. A few months after the breakup, Girl B starts liking Boy A, and vice versa. However, Boy A stops liking her, as he knows he cannot trust her. Boy B, who has always liked her, will have his heart broken. Presently, it's awkward between Boy A and Girl A. And Girl A is getting killed inside by her conflicting emotions. Wow, that's complicated.
by TheFlyingCookies May 20, 2012
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A type of relationship where the other person can tell you all about your commitment issues without charging you for an office visit.
My ex and I have a complicated relationship. We like to hang out and talk a lot and I'm tempted to take it further but it just doesn't feel right.
by CatsOnTheKeyboard March 10, 2013
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