(flush)
Phil: "Dude, you were in there forever! Did you just drop a deuce?"
Mike: "No, but I appreciate your interest in my bowel activity. I decided to take my 40 of Bud in there with me and complete the circuit. That shit is just like water - goes right through you. I must have been pissing for a solid 3 minutes without stopping!"
Phil: "Like water? Buttwiper pretty much IS water! Why are you drinking that horse piss instead of this awesome 90 Minute I've got?"
Mike: "Bad economy, man."
Phil: "Dude, you were in there forever! Did you just drop a deuce?"
Mike: "No, but I appreciate your interest in my bowel activity. I decided to take my 40 of Bud in there with me and complete the circuit. That shit is just like water - goes right through you. I must have been pissing for a solid 3 minutes without stopping!"
Phil: "Like water? Buttwiper pretty much IS water! Why are you drinking that horse piss instead of this awesome 90 Minute I've got?"
Mike: "Bad economy, man."
by Nicholas D May 9, 2009
Someone who has no other point in life than to make your existance miserable. Usually ends up with a short, ugly girlfriend who cheats on him... only because he cannot do better.
"Rob, why did you go from Erika the hottie to that ugly girl Sammi?"
"I don't know, I couldn't do any better. And she was willing to f*ck before I even asked her out."
"You're a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG."
"I don't know, I couldn't do any better. And she was willing to f*ck before I even asked her out."
"You're a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG."
by danika cumiando February 2, 2009
complete dick one who is a complete asshole does spiteful acts has little respect or empathy for other people
my classmate is a complete dick does spiteful acts has little respect and empathy for other people
my neighbor is a complete dick has no respect and empathy for other people
my neighbor is a complete dick has no respect and empathy for other people
by bluebear December 3, 2022
A programming language or programmable device that has the computational power equivalent to a Turing Machine.
A programmable device or programming language that is turing-complete can perform any calculation that any other programmable device or programming language is able to.
A programmable device or programming language that is turing-complete can perform any calculation that any other programmable device or programming language is able to.
by vaxt February 1, 2006
1. Idiot
2. Mental Incompetent.
3. Stupid Person
A person who is a complete idiot, is not just doing 1 idiotic act, which would only make them an idiot. To be a complete idiot you must perform a series of stupid actions.
2. Mental Incompetent.
3. Stupid Person
A person who is a complete idiot, is not just doing 1 idiotic act, which would only make them an idiot. To be a complete idiot you must perform a series of stupid actions.
Uncle: Look at that man, he just finished playing 'ding-dong-ditch' on his own house.
Neighbor: Oh, don't worry about Dale, he is just a complete idiot.
Neighbor: Oh, don't worry about Dale, he is just a complete idiot.
by Dictify May 26, 2008
by Zaku-Zaku August 15, 2015
Filler phrase so you can quick come up with a random statement. Often followed by a very unthoughtful statement that the person did not in fact mean to say.
Other ways it can be used is if you are in fact trying to be honest.
Other ways it can be used is if you are in fact trying to be honest.
1. To be completely honest, I really think you complain too much... Wait I didn't phrase that right!
2. Gavin-To be completely honest, saltwater is actually okay to drink large amounts of.
Mike-Actually that is false
Gavin-Well I guess it is a difference of opinion.
2. Gavin-To be completely honest, saltwater is actually okay to drink large amounts of.
Mike-Actually that is false
Gavin-Well I guess it is a difference of opinion.
by M.F.Rogers July 1, 2009