The act of a couple both engaging in the act of cucking at the same time, trying to cuck more than their partner or spouse.
"My wife and I started competitive cucking, I overcucked her last night!"
by RyuzakiL April 24, 2018
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1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.
Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.
by ToeJamboree February 18, 2010
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1) The act of giving head in a mind frame of being in a competition.

2) A term used to describe where rug burn like burns on the shins and needs may have came from.
This rug burn looks like i've been giving competitive head!
by Systemfx April 15, 2011
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the game you can play when you go to "heaven"
wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.
by slinger may i say March 10, 2021
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the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.
The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.
by cteno4 April 26, 2015
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A competition where you have to strike fear into the audience. The one who does it better wins. It has some restrictions as to avoid severe injuries or cause death. It is a sport that isn't that well known but it is quite entertaining to take part in as one of the contestants. I was once among the audience and I had to go to therapy for 3 years. *Never again*.
Person A:"Hey wanna play Among Us today?"

Person B:"Sorry, I can't. I have a few hours competitive terrorism today."
by MansurNr001 February 20, 2021
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