Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.
by Jboner September 11, 2013
To imagine language as a thick head of human hair, as found on Michael Landon, Carrot Top, or Cher, and exhaustively split and redefine each strand and follicle for the sole purpose of making something that is hard even harder.
by Barely Literate November 26, 2007
When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.
"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
by warriorlax1220 November 06, 2011
(1)Someone who is far up one's ass.
(2)Someone who outdoes other people's bitchyness.
(3)Description of a situation which is a defining low point in one's life.
(2)Someone who outdoes other people's bitchyness.
(3)Description of a situation which is a defining low point in one's life.
(1)Randall will do anything for Sandra. He is her bitch beyond compare.
(2) Did you hear that that Joanna won on Big Brother? She is a bitch beyond compare.
(3)Oh man, I lost the ticket for the final of the world series. This is such a bitch beyond compare.
(2) Did you hear that that Joanna won on Big Brother? She is a bitch beyond compare.
(3)Oh man, I lost the ticket for the final of the world series. This is such a bitch beyond compare.
by Welck August 02, 2007
"Use the comparative method to analyze and assess the diversity of political life, institutional alternatives, differences in processes and policy outcomes, and the impact of global political and economic changes." -From the college Board
by RedUrbanGuy October 21, 2017
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Nothing Compares 2 Blue (Cheese) Burger, you should try it!"
by Sensible Patriot November 20, 2018